by chelsea schuyler
Hydrogen Peroxide Kills Stuff
I was recently playing, I mean experimenting, with hydrogen peroxide and yeast to make the ever foamy and explodey ‘elephant toothpaste’, as one does. (It’s a whole other blog I write on science experiments)
“Okay elephants, twice a day now.”
I was using highly concentrated hydrogen peroxide, and may or may not have gotten some on my thumb (how it got past my ziplock bag substitute for a glove I’ll never know). After a bit of a delay, I realized my thumb had turned white and felt like a friction burn. ow. Ow. Jesus, OW.
What was happening? It was bursting my very cells open.
Now, hydrogen peroxide’s been used as a first aid ingredient for decades because it destroys the cell walls of bacteria. It’s an oxidizing agent, meaning it steals electrons from nearby victims, damaging or collapsing them entirely.
Kinda like how stealing away Jenga tiles leaves the tower tilting precariously or crashing altogether (and upsetting the children).
However, since apparently it bursts your own living tissue as well, possibly best to just clean your wound with soap and water and let your immune system handle it.
In fact, the immune system is actually using hydrogen peroxide already – our bodies make it! (Those cheapskates at Safeway…)
Hydrogen Peroxide in Your Immune System
When you get cut, your body’s hydrogen peroxide comes to the wound, signaling white blood cells, which come an average of 17 minutes later.
While hydrogen peroxide can do some damage, white blood cells spew out a medley of destroyers, including hydrogen peroxide, but lots of other stuff too. It’s basically a weapons upgrade from the default gun to the flamethrower in Contra, Call of Duty, and every other video game since…video games.
Take away a body’s hydrogen peroxide, and you don’t get the white blood cell upgrade (this discovery was a big deal – scientists figured it out by nicking zebrafish tails and gathering round to see what happened).
Keeping Hydrogen Peroxide at Bay
Wait, how do we keep hydrogen peroxide in our bodies if it’s a walking cell-bomb? Well, first, we isolate it into little packages in our cells called peroxisomes. There, we also make an enzyme (catalase) that keeps the peace by splitting hydrogen peroxide (2H2O2) into water and oxygen (2H2O and O2).
Hydrogen peroxide breaks down into water and oxygen naturally, but this enzyme speeds up that process, resulting in oxygen bubbles flying out everywhere.
It’s like the difference between waiting for soldiers to starve to death vs. sending a single samurai to lop heads off until they’re a more amenable collection of heads and bodies.
This is why you can pour hydrogen peroxide onto a blood stain and the stain will fizz (and disappear – cleaning tip!).
Blood has catalase in it, so it reacts to the hydrogen peroxide, and all those oxygen heads are separated from water bodies, making the little bubbles you see. A water stain is left instead, which evaporates.
Why We Go Gray:
Fun fact – as we age our catalase production factories wear down, and less of it is made. This leaves excess hydrogen peroxide free to wreak havoc…at least in hair cells.
Melanin gives our hair its color, but without its samurai catalase protector, hydrogen peroxide moves in and breaks it down. This is partly why our hair turns grey as we age.
Weirdly though, pouring hydrogen peroxide on you doesn’t really sting (at least, if you’re using the regular kind from the grocery store, the 3%. The elephant toothpaste required 12%). You might be thinking instead of the sting-sation of alcohol.
Alcohol – It Burns!! Except Not
Once again, if you cut yourself (stop doing that) and decide to clean the wound with rubbing alcohol, you will feel a burning. But rubbing alcohol isn’t like hydrogen peroxide – it’s not doing any actual damage.
It’s actually similar to what happens when you swallow hard liquor (ethanol – different chemical makeup, but similar enough) – that burning in your throat isn’t an actual burn.
The alcohol is actually tricking your body into thinking there should be pain there.
VR1 Receptors Will Believe Anything
If you want to know what the weather’s like, but you’re stuck in a dark room somewhere, your friend might stick their hand out the window and report back about whether it’s hot, cold, misting, wind-chilled, or humid.
Well, your body (and throat) has what is basically a bajillion little arms sticking out of windows, reaching out to see what’s happenin, and reporting back to the brain.
If something over about 107 degrees touches you, the VR1s tell the brain “HEY – things are really heatin up in here.” And the brain goes “That must be painful. I mean literally, I shall make that painful.”
Well, ethanol reduces a VR1’s temperature threshold to 93 degrees, so when you pour that isopropyl on that wound, your body is confused and registers its own body heat (98.6) as burning. It then runs off tattle-taling to the brain going “FIRE FIRE!” and your brain goes “AAAH!!” when in actuality, nothing is happening. Except that your uncle’s Scotch has just turned your throat into a scourge of screaming throat-hands.
Cool huh? Just like they say in WestWorld – “Pain is just a program.”
(P.S. – That doesn’t mean alcohol doesn’t damage your throat though – it doesn’t burn it, but it does wash away mucous membranes (hence dryness) and heighten your risk of throat cancer. Wee!)