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<urlset xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xmlns:image="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-image/1.1" xsi:schemaLocation="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9 http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9/sitemap.xsd"><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2010/10/18/halloweens-first-line-of-offense-could-totally-whip-you-at-laser-ball/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/flyeye.gif</image:loc><image:title>flyeye</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sim</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-11-07T22:22:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2018/07/03/why-the-burning-the-secrets-of-hydrogen-peroxide-and-alcohol/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/firstaid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>firstaid</image:title><image:caption>Go ahead, use whatever, it all hates you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/fingers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fingers</image:title><image:caption>Finger death, now in pearly white</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/gullible1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gullible</image:title><image:caption>If you say 'gullible' really slow it sounds like 'oranges'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/whiskey1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whiskey</image:title><image:caption>In it together - how? Why?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/hands1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hands</image:title><image:caption>?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/catalase1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>catalase</image:title><image:caption>Catalase: because all enzymes look like confetti and silly string</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/jenga-collapse-pd.gif</image:loc><image:title>Jenga collapse pd</image:title><image:caption>This is your VR1 on alcohol.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ww.png</image:loc><image:title>ww</image:title><image:caption>The cure to ever not thinking we're screwed....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/flames.png</image:loc><image:title>flames</image:title><image:caption>Because flames</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/plait-pd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plait-pd</image:title><image:caption>?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-01-05T17:24:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2018/01/23/advice-of-the-seagull-push-the-red-button/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/shinola.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shinola</image:title><image:caption>Shinola was a shoe polish brand. Now you know s&amp;*! from Shinola, AND from seagulls</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/chick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chick</image:title><image:caption>Putting the 'gull' in 'gullible'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/behave.png</image:loc><image:title>behave</image:title><image:caption>Don't skip the appendices</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/fly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fly</image:title><image:caption>Putthe 'gull' in 'gullible' like the seagull.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/spots-exp1.png</image:loc><image:title>spots exp</image:title><image:caption>Red is good</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/seagull-baby.png</image:loc><image:title>seagull baby</image:title><image:caption>Didn't mean to peck your eye out, I was aiming for the beak I swear</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/gull1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gull</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/red.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/mallard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mallard</image:title><image:caption>female brown, male colorful dagnabit</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/larus_argentatus_drinking-2-0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Larus_argentatus_drinking 2.0</image:title><image:caption>Larus argentatus, the European version of default seagull</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-10-07T20:09:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2016/05/10/the-only-cure-is-more-fever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/acid-cylce2.png</image:loc><image:title>acid cylce2</image:title><image:caption>I see no reason anyone would forget this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/acid-cylce.png</image:loc><image:title>acid cylce</image:title><image:caption>What's to forget?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/lemur-cuddle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lemur cuddle</image:title><image:caption>unbias, uncute, strictly scientific example of conduction heating.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/raw-pizza.png</image:loc><image:title>raw pizza</image:title><image:caption>No, raw foodists, this is not pizza. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cell-explosion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cell explosion</image:title><image:caption>Cells go out with a bang not a whimper</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/hand-convect.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hand convect</image:title><image:caption>Convection from a human hand, or a distortion of my hand set on fire. Either justified for science.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/symptoms-pd.png</image:loc><image:title>symptoms-pd</image:title><image:caption>Really not sure what this is suppose to be indicative of, but it seemed appropriate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/dragon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragon</image:title><image:caption>Dragons are one giant hypothalamus and immune to bacteria</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/stick-fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stick fire</image:title><image:caption>Adorable tribal people attempt to 'make' fire</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/brain.png</image:loc><image:title>brain</image:title><image:caption>There's a thing in the brain that does something! This image has changed your life.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-09-27T20:52:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2011/01/15/do-insects-sleep/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/giant_weta_-_panoramio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giant_Weta_-_panoramio</image:title><image:caption>A giant weta. Rustling up some grub is taken very seriously in New Zealand </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/snowflakes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snowflakes</image:title><image:caption>bodies don't do this so well</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/moth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moth</image:title><image:caption>Feelin like this one didn't make it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/30699875944_bdac044e7d_k.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30699875944_bdac044e7d_k</image:title><image:caption>Ladybugs overwintering in diapause...whoa</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/kid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kid</image:title><image:caption>eyes open, nonresponsive</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/kirk-rock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kirk rock</image:title><image:caption>don't question the kirk</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/spock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spock</image:title><image:caption>Kirk: But there is an insect life...
McCoy: My tricorder doesn't register it.
Kirk: It registers in my ears.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bee-stick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nomade -- Cuckoo Bee</image:title><image:caption>A bee biting a stick to go into torpor. No judgement. We literally count sheep so...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ladys-in-dia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ladys in dia</image:title><image:caption>ladybugs overwintering in diapause.  whoa.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/weta2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>weta2</image:title><image:caption>mega cricket.  not actually the kind that freezes itself, but apparently no one thinks that's worthy of photographing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-25T20:15:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2010/11/08/spider-webbing-in-space/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/anita1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anita</image:title><image:caption>Here lies the most confused spider that ever lived, ever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/skylab_spider_arabella.jpg</image:loc><image:title>REF: JSC-SL3-110-1452 Skylab 3 Onboard Photo: Spider Web</image:title><image:caption>REF: JSC-SL3-110-1452 Skylab 3 Onboard Photo: Spider Web</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/judith.jpg</image:loc><image:title>judith</image:title><image:caption>High school student (then) Judith Mills proposing her spiderbox zero-G web formation idea</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/caffeinatedspider.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CaffeinatedSpider</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/img_5470.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5470</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/img_5288.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5288</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/crab-ilke-spiny-orb-weaver.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crab-ilke Spiny Orb Weaver</image:title><image:caption>Crab-like spiny orb weaver. Because two vaguely nightmarish creatures needed to be joined in terror</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/spiderweb4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spiderweb4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/spiderweb2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spiderweb2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/spiderweb11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spiderweb1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-25T18:03:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2011/07/03/penis-singing-penis-penis-that-sings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/schlotzskys_2005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Schlotzskys_2005</image:title><image:caption>Sandwich etymology?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ele-eye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ele eye</image:title><image:caption>The elephant's secret sorrow</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/boatman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boatman</image:title><image:caption>our hero</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cock-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>cock 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/empire-diagram.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>empire diagram</image:title><image:caption>grasshopper not shown</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cormorant.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>cormorant</image:title><image:caption>dissed for all eternity</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/11.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>11</image:title><image:caption>waterman's logo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/schlotzskys.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>schlotzskys</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/elephant-and-blue.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>elephant and blue</image:title><image:caption>an elephant and a blue whale discuss their newfound ignominy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/water-boatman.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>water boatman</image:title><image:caption>Our hero</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-23T21:13:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2013/03/10/dolphin-birthright/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/killer-whale-tongue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>killer whale tongue</image:title><image:caption>tongue roll. And for my next trick, i will kill you</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tech-ecco2.png</image:loc><image:title>tech ecco</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tech-ecco1.png</image:loc><image:title>tech ecco</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/look-whos-talking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>look who's talking</image:title><image:caption>look who's not talking</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/lotus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lotus</image:title><image:caption>pass</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ecco.png</image:loc><image:title>ecco</image:title><image:caption>Ecco calls for his homeopathic milk</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mammary-slits.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mammary-slits</image:title><image:caption>mammary slits</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/humpback-nose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>humpback nose</image:title><image:caption>dude it IS a nose!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/yeti.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yeti</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/whale-evo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whale evo</image:title><image:caption>note vestigial pelvis, so cool</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-14T00:26:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2018/05/29/the-zodiac-is-a-month-off/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/bw-ophi-pd2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bw ophi pd</image:title><image:caption>Ophiuchus crushes Scorpio. Centuries of bitterness take its toll</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/venice-2756368_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>venice-2756368_1280</image:title><image:caption>The zodiac circle, because nobody puts Babylon in a corner...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/bw-ophi-pd1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bw ophi pd</image:title><image:caption>Ophiuchus crushes Scorpio. Centuries of bitterness take its toll</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/z2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>z2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/fudge.png</image:loc><image:title>fudge</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/zodiac.png</image:loc><image:title>zodiac</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/ophi-circle-nasa.png</image:loc><image:title>ophi circle NASA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/asteroid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>asteroid</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/babylon.png</image:loc><image:title>babylon</image:title><image:caption>We also do gardening...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/gem.png</image:loc><image:title>gem</image:title><image:caption>From sixty-nining to Stonehenge. Improvement?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-14T00:15:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2017/06/15/who-let-the-slaves-out-who-really-built-the-egyptian-pyramids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/tombs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tombs</image:title><image:caption>Pyramid city - formally underground</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/great_pyramid_diagram-svg2.png</image:loc><image:title>Great_Pyramid_Diagram.svg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/bread-turds1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bread turds</image:title><image:caption>Actual conical bread turds from a tomb at Giza</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/great_pyramid_diagram-svg1.png</image:loc><image:title>Great_Pyramid_Diagram.svg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/space-pyramids.jpg</image:loc><image:title>space pyramids</image:title><image:caption>Also breaking stereotypes: how close Cairo cozies up to the Egyptian pyramids</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/bread-turds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bread turds</image:title><image:caption>Actual conical bread turds from a tomb at Giza</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/sliced-bread.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sliced-bread</image:title><image:caption>equivalent.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/musuem.jpg</image:loc><image:title>musuem</image:title><image:caption>"If you can't say nuthin true (in front of a giant group of experts on the subject), don't say nuthin at all"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/herodotus-1211819_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>herodotus-1211819_1280</image:title><image:caption>Herodotus: The first fake news</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/moon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moon</image:title><image:caption>La la, la la la la</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-14T01:23:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2013/04/23/all-dung-ho/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/milky3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>milky</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/meditation-1395091315fog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meditation-1395091315fOg</image:title><image:caption>Let hats come into and flow out of your mind</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/polar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>polar</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dung-types.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dung types</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/robot-2256814_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robot-2256814_1280</image:title><image:caption>Humans. Discuss</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat</image:title><image:caption>Can YOU see the sky with a box over your head?? A-holes. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/badger-2030975_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>badger-2030975_1280</image:title><image:caption>Also not needed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/milky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>milky</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/atlas1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dung Beetle Beetle Scarab Italy God Sisyphus</image:title><image:caption>He's got the whoooole world, in his hands</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cat-cereal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat cereal</image:title><image:caption>who knows what lies within the darkness...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-13T22:13:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2010/10/10/werewolves-wheres-the-wolf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/dict.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dict</image:title><image:caption>Look it up</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/snail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snail</image:title><image:caption>Who needs slime? Weresnails, that's who, and that's it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/wolves_323.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wolves_323</image:title><image:caption>Actual wolves - stock footage abounds!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/demona.jpg</image:loc><image:title>demona</image:title><image:caption>Demona cosplayer and Sirtis</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lemur.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lemur</image:title><image:caption>Want.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/tails.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tails</image:title><image:caption>Look at those luscious tails!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/upright.jpg</image:loc><image:title>upright</image:title><image:caption>Upright?? No. Down boy! And where's that tail??</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/stand-wolf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>STAND WOLF</image:title><image:caption>upright? No.  Down boy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/wolf1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wolf</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/wolf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wolf</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-06-13T19:42:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2014/12/24/mad-mad-mirth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/joseph-letter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joseph letter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/insane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>insane</image:title><image:caption>Whoever invented Christmas should be nailed to a cross</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/first-lights-for-sale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>first lights for sale</image:title><image:caption>First christmas lights, cool!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/iln.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iln</image:title><image:caption>Illustrated London Times pic from 1848, Windsor Castle tree</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/rude-reveler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rude reveler</image:title><image:caption>Rude reveler can't breathe</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/puritan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puritan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/puritan-christmas-ban.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puritan-christmas-ban</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bible.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bible</image:title><image:caption>Et tu Beeblay?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/yew-boughs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yew boughs</image:title><image:caption>Oh yew...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/wilt-stop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wilt stop</image:title><image:caption>Wilt Stop. Stay alive the way the ancient tree do, with this bottle of water. Now in a spray!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-26T00:24:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2015/06/17/rainbow-animals-part-1-the-violet-myth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/macaw-1273003_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>macaw-1273003_1280</image:title><image:caption>Show offs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/harold.png</image:loc><image:title>harold</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/newton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newton</image:title><image:caption>Newton fail. He also spent hours trying to decode the prophesies in the Bible, so you know, win some lose some.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/crayon1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crayon</image:title><image:caption>Roses are red, violets are blue, this song proves nothing, I blame you…Crayon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/violet.png</image:loc><image:title>violet</image:title><image:caption>Willy Wonka actually got it right: Violet was indeed turning violet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/wave.png</image:loc><image:title>wave</image:title><image:caption>Red wavelengths are stretchy outey, blue are shorty short</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/42.png</image:loc><image:title>42</image:title><image:caption>Light actually bends a a 42 degree angle, because Douglas Adams wasn't kidding.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/rainbow-2010876_1280.png</image:loc><image:title>rainbow-2010876_1280</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/thank-you-minutephysics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thank you MinutePhysics</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/supernumerary_rainbow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Supernumerary_rainbow</image:title><image:caption>Supernumerary bow, with the purple and pink and light green </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-23T01:40:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2018/03/16/st-patricks-day-glo-in-chicago/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/white-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white house</image:title><image:caption>Michelle Obama started the tradition for White House in 2009.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/sav.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sav</image:title><image:caption>Oh Savannah, don't you dye for me...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/plum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plum</image:title><image:caption>Orange is the new plumber's crack</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/cholera_395-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cholera_395.1</image:title><image:caption>So, basically, avoid disease, unless you can't help it, then just taper off at will.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/canal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>canal</image:title><image:caption>Ah, that's better. Stupid glaciers. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/bright-green-rvr.png</image:loc><image:title>bright green rvr</image:title><image:caption>What do you mean? I totally respect you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/kennedy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kennedy</image:title><image:caption>JFK, beer, and Mother Jones. Thanks Ireland!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/csuld.jpg</image:loc><image:title>csuld</image:title><image:caption>...you decide</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/thejunglesinclair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TheJungleSinclair</image:title><image:caption>"It was a sweltering day in July, and the place ran with steaming hot blood - one waded in it on the floor. The stench was almost overpowering. . ."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/fluor-powder.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fluor powder</image:title><image:caption>Perfect match I tell you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-30T05:06:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2016/07/21/plankton-confessional/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/mosquito-1332382__340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mosquito-1332382__340</image:title><image:caption>Planktevil.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/dia-ow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dia ow</image:title><image:caption>breakfast cereal's revenge</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/silouette-plankton1.png</image:loc><image:title>silouette plankton</image:title><image:caption>ish?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/silouette-plankton.png</image:loc><image:title>silouette plankton</image:title><image:caption>ish?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/diatoms-pd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diatoms pd</image:title><image:caption>best Christmas decorations ever</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/plankton_collage1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Plankton_collage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/chalk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chalk</image:title><image:caption>colored death sticks</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/long-cliffs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>long cliffs</image:title><image:caption>The White Cliffs of Dover in England. Because chalk!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/slate-roof.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slate roof</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cocco.png</image:loc><image:title>cocco</image:title><image:caption>A worthy aspiration.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-10T21:41:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/pat.png</image:loc><image:title>pat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/pat1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/pat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/img_1534.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1534</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/website-logo.png</image:loc><image:title>website logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_15341.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1534</image:title><image:caption>the supposed chelsea schuyler, st. lucia, south africa</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_1534.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1534</image:title><image:caption>the supposed chelsea schuyler, st.lucia ,south africa</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/waterfalls-make-me-happy1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waterfalls make me happy</image:title><image:caption>the supposed chelsea schuyler...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/waterfalls-make-me-happy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waterfalls make me happy</image:title><image:caption>nature makes me happy.  what can i say?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-09T04:43:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/even-more-articles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/slime-title.png</image:loc><image:title>Slime title</image:title><image:caption>A slime blog I wrote for Yellow Scope</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ys-logo-no-graph.png</image:loc><image:title>ys logo no graph</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/homepage-hero-1.png</image:loc><image:title>homepage-hero-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/taketina-peace-in-rhythm.png</image:loc><image:title>Taketina Peace in Rhythm</image:title><image:caption>Taketina Meditation website</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/blind-date-website-print-screen.png</image:loc><image:title>blind date website print screen</image:title><image:caption>Coffee supply website</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/taketina.png</image:loc><image:title>TaKeTiNa</image:title><image:caption>A site I created for a TaKeTiNa facilitator</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/amy-van-new-front.png</image:loc><image:title>amy van new front</image:title><image:caption>A site I created for a music teacher</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/front-page.png</image:loc><image:title>Chelsea Schuyler website</image:title><image:caption>My own website that I made </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/go-with-your-gut-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Go with Your Gut - cover</image:title><image:caption>"Go With Your Gut" - 5 Reasons to keep your diet when overseas.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/jules.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jules</image:title><image:caption>“Verne and Wells: Prophesies of Science Fiction” (page 12) The incredible prophesies of authors Jules Verne and HG Wells, how did they know?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-09T00:54:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2018/04/04/mercury-is-in-retrograde-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mass-table1.png</image:loc><image:title>mass table</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/captain-planets.png</image:loc><image:title>captain planets</image:title><image:caption>Captain Planets on the other hand, affect us all</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/explod.png</image:loc><image:title>explod</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/blank-road-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blank-road-sign</image:title><image:caption>Harrowing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/captain-pride-planet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Captain pride planet</image:title><image:caption>However, we can all be affected by this planet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/founding-fathers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>founding fathers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mars-movie-sa.gif</image:loc><image:title>mars movie SA</image:title><image:caption>Mars appearing to move backward - freaking out the ancients</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/orbiting-flat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orbiting flat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/mercury-nasa-bw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mercury nasa bw</image:title><image:caption>Note resemblance to Death Star. Coincidence?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/dead-bus1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dead bus</image:title><image:caption>Bus, post truck-in-retrograde. How's that party now??</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-30T05:04:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/testimonial/barbara-from-tarpon-springs-fl/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-08T20:44:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/testimonial/karen/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-08T20:44:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/testimonial/david-duck-from-illinois/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-08T20:43:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2012/01/31/what-are-nuts-without-trust/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/scary-nutcracker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scary nutcracker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/almond-joy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>almond joy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gilda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gilda</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/chestnut-ow-motherer.gif</image:loc><image:title>Chestnut.  OW Mother#$%&amp;er</image:title><image:caption>Chestnut.  OW, Jesus!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hazelnut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hazelnut</image:title><image:caption>Hazelnut.  Ow!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/acorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>acorn</image:title><image:caption>Acorn.  ow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/body-snatcher-guy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>body snatcher guy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/peanut-cemetery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peanut cemetery</image:title><image:caption>legume cemetery</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dyed-pist-pistachios.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dyed pist pistachios</image:title><image:caption>evolutionists and creationists agree: this was not intended</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/almond-fruit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>almond fruit</image:title><image:caption>artistic rendition from the witness of an almond</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-24T19:52:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2017/12/28/wtf-are-gravitational-waves/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/bop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bop</image:title><image:caption>Bop it! Pull it! Gravitational waves!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/line2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>line</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/spacetime_curvature.png</image:loc><image:title>Spacetime_curvature</image:title><image:caption>Earth = the pea in The Princess and the SpaceTime continuum</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/red-waves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red waves</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/apple-wave1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>apple wave</image:title><image:caption>obviously.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/black-holes-nasa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black holes nasa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/virgo.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Italy's version, Virgo (because LIGO was taken)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ligo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ligo</image:title><image:caption>LIGO (LEGO was taken)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/dot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/einstein_1921_by_f_schmutzer_-_restoration.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Einstein_1921_by_F_Schmutzer_-_restoration</image:title><image:caption>Einstein - the originator of all science to the laymen - seen here trying to write the word 'Lookie' in a way we might understand</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-04T01:07:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2013/10/25/public-and-sealife-enemy-1-molasses/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/sinkhole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sinkhole</image:title><image:caption>oh, is that how it works? woops!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/m.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>m</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/hawaii.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hawaii</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/impressive-something.jpg</image:loc><image:title>impressive something</image:title><image:caption>the horror of whatever this was!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/town.jpg</image:loc><image:title>town</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mr-horse-ren-stimpy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>no sir, i don't like it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/newspaper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newspaper</image:title><image:caption>actually 21 dead and 150 injured all told</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/denial.jpg</image:loc><image:title>denial</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/further-reading.jpg</image:loc><image:title>further reading</image:title><image:caption>further reading</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/not-so-beneful.jpg</image:loc><image:title>not so beneful</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-06T21:49:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2012/11/14/made-with-insects/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/rb1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rb</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/rb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rb</image:title><image:caption>Rainbow Brite could not be reached for comment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sad-mk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sad mk</image:title><image:caption>Beetle Juice! Beetle Juice! Cow Cartilage!!  Hmm.  Not quite the same effect.  Maybe that’s why nobody sees Michael Keaton anymore.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/fda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fda</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/made-with.jpg</image:loc><image:title>made with</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/help-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>help me</image:title><image:caption>Heeelp meee!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/fig-paste-i-guess-exists.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fig paste i guess exists</image:title><image:caption>it's okay, we don't even know what fig paste is anyway</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/red-40-congregation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red 40 congregation</image:title><image:caption>Clearly it’s the red 40 that is tainting the purity of these hearty foodstuffs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/food-coloring.jpg</image:loc><image:title>food coloring</image:title><image:caption>"It's in your food, it's in your children" -confusing tagline, www.red40.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lac-beetle1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lac beetle</image:title><image:caption>lac beetle</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-06T21:28:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2017/10/12/sense-of-impending-doom-its-a-thing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/patreon.png</image:loc><image:title>patreon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/cable_beach_warning_sign1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cable_beach_warning_sign</image:title><image:caption>Absolutely no fun-having on this beach and every danger is present. Use vinegar.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/friends1.png</image:loc><image:title>friends</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/friends.png</image:loc><image:title>friends</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/jon-knowing-nothing1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jon knowing nothing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/jon-knowing-nothing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jon knowing nothing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/drill-pd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drill pd</image:title><image:caption>The experience is drilling</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/lifeguard-pd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lifeguard-pd</image:title><image:caption>Um..lifeguard? Lifeguard?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/trasmision-pd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trasmision-pd</image:title><image:caption>I bequeath unto you son, my total inappropriateness</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/mushroom-cloud.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fat Man Nuclear Weapon Mushroom Cloud Atomic Bomb</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-18T17:02:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2011/07/31/quick-sand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/quicksand-warning-sign-denmark-2010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Quicksand-warning-sign-denmark-2010</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kitu1.png</image:loc><image:title>kitu</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kitu.png</image:loc><image:title>kitu</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/movies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>movies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/quicksanded-chelsea.jpg</image:loc><image:title>quicksanded chelsea</image:title><image:caption>panic is not advised</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bucket-o-sand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bucket o sand</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/princess.jpg</image:loc><image:title>princess</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sign.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>sign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/nintendo.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>nintendo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/chimp.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>chimp</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-14T21:02:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2017/03/16/pavlovian-side-note-you-will-fear-santa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/rosalie_rayner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rosalie_Rayner</image:title><image:caption>Rosalie Rayner</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/frog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frog</image:title><image:caption>Frogs would like to thank Pavlov for his subject choices</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/five-dogs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>five dogs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/mj-silhouette.png</image:loc><image:title>mj silhouette</image:title><image:caption>Michael Jackson's Annie was in fact 'okay' according to science</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/sam-att.png</image:loc><image:title>sam-att</image:title><image:caption>OOO!! that rackin' frackin'... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/spock-att.png</image:loc><image:title>spock-att</image:title><image:caption>I fail to comprehend your indignation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/watson-mask.png</image:loc><image:title>watson mask</image:title><image:caption>dear god people</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/the-anti-claus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the anti-claus</image:title><image:caption>American Horror story, John B Watson</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/pavlov-pd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pavlov -pd</image:title><image:caption>Science's Santa Claus, Ivan Pavlov</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/one_of_pavlovs_dogs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>One_of_Pavlov's_dogs</image:title><image:caption>Taxidermied dog of Pavlov with test tube accessory</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-17T00:27:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2016/01/22/rainbow-animals-part-3-the-real-deal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/rainbow-dino.png</image:loc><image:title>rainbow dino</image:title><image:caption>Rainbosaurus. You don't know. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/blue-eye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blue eye</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/yikes.png</image:loc><image:title>yikes</image:title><image:caption>um, not science</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/blue-delicates.png</image:loc><image:title>blue delicates</image:title><image:caption>There really is nothing like a blue scrotum, I suggest you try it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/mandarinfish.png</image:loc><image:title>mandarinfish</image:title><image:caption>Synchiropus splendidus</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/eye-of-the-cham.png</image:loc><image:title>eye of the cham</image:title><image:caption>Oh panther chameleon, what emotion are you?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/agama.png</image:loc><image:title>agama</image:title><image:caption>Rock agama, rockin the rock rainbow style</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/acan-coral-2.png</image:loc><image:title>acan coral (2)</image:title><image:caption>Rainbow Anaconda Acanthastrea coral</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bowers_parrotfish.png</image:loc><image:title>Bower's_parrotfish</image:title><image:caption>The ultimate dencher reuse program</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/gum-2.png</image:loc><image:title>gum (2)</image:title><image:caption>Eucalyptus deglupta</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-14T17:03:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2016/01/18/rainbow-animals-part-2-evolutions-blue-period/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/floyd-dream.gif</image:loc><image:title>floyd dream</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/in-stereo.png</image:loc><image:title>in stereo</image:title><image:caption>Electron with rock and roll (left), green light with classical (right). Unable to jam.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/pillows-of-pointless.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pillows of pointless</image:title><image:caption>Humans can often be found using uncomfortable, crowding pillows to adorn their choice mating areas</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/blue-frog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blue frog</image:title><image:caption>The poison dart frog's ritual back-turning on pigment</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/betta.png</image:loc><image:title>betta</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/autumn-leaf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>autumn-leaf</image:title><image:caption>beauty in death</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/interference.jpg</image:loc><image:title>interference</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/wavelength-colors.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wavelength colors</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/nickelback.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nickelback</image:title><image:caption>Oh which Nickelback song is that? All of them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/indian_pigments.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Indian_pigments</image:title><image:caption>nope.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-09T03:37:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2015/02/02/global-worming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/muffin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>muffin</image:title><image:caption>genius in subtlety</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mole-eats-worm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mole eats worm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/earthwormhole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sanctuary</image:title><image:caption>wormwhat?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mole-mcwhack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mole mcwhack</image:title><image:caption>Mole McWhack: not it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/dead-end.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead-End</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/florida.jpg</image:loc><image:title>florida</image:title><image:caption>Sopchoppy, where the fun don't stop choppy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/herd-vs-swarm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>herd vs swarm</image:title><image:caption>Herd         Swarm</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/triton-shadow-scary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>triton shadow scary</image:title><image:caption>you went up to the surface again didn't you?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/teacup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teacup</image:title><image:caption>National Geographic's HD full color detail helps us understand worms in comparison to what it really comes down to. Teacups.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/sandworm-size-chart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sandworm-size-chart</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-13T17:16:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2012/04/06/produce-prodeath/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hippie-scam1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hippie scam</image:title><image:caption>I only eat Whole Organic Death</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hippie-scam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hippie scam</image:title><image:caption>I try to only eat Whole Organic Death</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hippy-scam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hippy scam</image:title><image:caption>I only eat Whole Death, raw and Organic</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/appleworm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>appleworm</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, we're done here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/think-death.jpg</image:loc><image:title>think death</image:title><image:caption>Think Death</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/green-potato.jpg</image:loc><image:title>green potato</image:title><image:caption>there may be something wrong with this potato</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cocoa-puffs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cocoa puffs</image:title><image:caption>hey, I think I get it!  Toxic desirability!  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/perfectly-good-caramel-sauce.jpg</image:loc><image:title>perfectly good caramel sauce</image:title><image:caption>I see nothing wrong with this perfectly good caramel sauce</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/liszt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>liszt</image:title><image:caption>Franz Listz 1811-1886</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/one-cantaloupe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>one cantaloupe</image:title><image:caption>WANTED&#13;
(artists rendition of cantaloupe in question)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-05T20:23:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2016/10/31/pasteurized-zombies-a-rabies-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/oregon-rabies-map2.png</image:loc><image:title>oregon-rabies-map</image:title><image:caption>Best Map Ever. Fox has appealed to be removed from the legend due to lack of involvement.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/batmanrobin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>batmanrobin</image:title><image:caption>Batman and any others whose primary workspace is a cave is advised to be vaccinated. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/gate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gate</image:title><image:caption>Epic gate of which Meister became the master (keymaster unknown).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/lp-rabbit-spine1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lp-rabbit-spine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/oregon-rabies-map1.png</image:loc><image:title>oregon-rabies-map</image:title><image:caption>Best Map Ever. Fox would like you to note its absence.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/oregon-rabies-map.png</image:loc><image:title>oregon-rabies-map</image:title><image:caption>Best Map Ever. Fox would like you to note its absence.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/pasteur_rabbits.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pasteur_rabbits</image:title><image:caption>Pasteur and his hare-raising experiments. (Halloween pun - CHECK)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/mattressdeath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mattressdeath</image:title><image:caption>Here, let me just mattress death that for you</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/iron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iron</image:title><image:caption>Here, let me just rabies that for you</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/crawfish.png</image:loc><image:title>crawfish</image:title><image:caption>Motherland!! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-15T22:00:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2011/04/17/easy-bake-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ww.png</image:loc><image:title>ww</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cookies.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>cookies</image:title><image:caption>certified by the American Humane Baked Goods Association</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jaw.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>jaw</image:title><image:caption>jaw of freakishly large lowers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/seal.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>seal</image:title><image:caption>Easy  Bake Death.  but not really</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/x-ray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ichthyology</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/great-white.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>great white</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/plus-sign.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>plus sign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/kitchen.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>kitchen</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/killer-whale.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>killer whale</image:title><image:caption>Free Willy outtakes.  Bad whale!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/wound.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wound</image:title><image:caption>Easy Bake Death.  Except not really death.  But death is funnier, and more marketable</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-02T17:44:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2016/10/04/leprosy-or-treat-um-treat-please/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/glyptodon_old_drawing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>glyptodon_old_drawing</image:title><image:caption>Ridiculously giant glyptodon; assumed inspiration for Mario's 'buzzy beetle' villains. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/aust.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aust</image:title><image:caption>Let's definitely ask a continent that doesn't have armadillos their opinion.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fly_close.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fly_close</image:title><image:caption>Summar of The Fly: 'an error occurred.'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/gandhi_leper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gandhi_leper</image:title><image:caption>MG-284.
Mahatma Gandhi nursing the leper patient Parchure Shastri, Sevagram Ashram, 1939. 
Mahatma Gandhi bei der Behandlung des Lepra-Patienten Parchure Shastri im Sevagram-Aschram, 1939.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/he-always-gets-to-fucking-sleep-in.jpg</image:loc><image:title>he-always-gets-to-fucking-sleep-in</image:title><image:caption>Cuddle warming is real!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/img_5859.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_5859</image:title><image:caption>Yep, 9 bands. = I have leprosy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/armaleaves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>armaleaves</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/leprosy_deformities_hands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leprosy_deformities_hands</image:title><image:caption>Finger-lickin good!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/leper-hands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leper-hands</image:title><image:caption>    Leper hand bones. "Your wrist bone's connected to your, well let's just stop there"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/stamp.png</image:loc><image:title>stamp</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-25T19:18:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2010/12/21/ill-luminate-your-essence/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/glow-worm.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>glow worm</image:title><image:caption>New Zealand cave Glow Worms</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bio1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>bio</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bio.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>bio</image:title><image:caption>clap on, clap off</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/luciferin1.gif</image:loc><image:title>luciferin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/x-files.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>x files</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/fire-organ.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>fire organ</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/angler1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>angler</image:title><image:caption>the female Anglerfish - no Miss Ocean</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/angler.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>angler</image:title><image:caption>the female anglerfish - no Miss Ocean</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/wave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wave</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/rudolph-diagram.gif</image:loc><image:title>rudolph diagram</image:title><image:caption>Plays a mean Reindeer game</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-20T20:41:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2016/02/29/needles-n-crunch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/turp-orchard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turp orchard</image:title><image:caption>Doubtless totally equal white and black turpentine farmers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/giving-tree-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giving tree image</image:title><image:caption>We're better off.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/brn-death-cone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brn death cone</image:title><image:caption>The soft, supple flesh of the insta-snack, the pinecone</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/goat-mufasa.png</image:loc><image:title>goat mufasa</image:title><image:caption>Goats and goat Mufasas, are a creation of man only</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/sad-kong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sad kong</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/godz-meme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>godz meme</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/brachi-leg1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brachi leg</image:title><image:caption>The front leg of a brachiosarus. Neck not included. Me at bottom for scale.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/yew-death.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yew death</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/wofthew-drawing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WoftheW drawing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/delicious.jpg</image:loc><image:title>delicious</image:title><image:caption>Subliminal message: EAT CONIFER NOW</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-21T19:08:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2014/06/13/mighty-mouse-mitochondria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/sellouts1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sellouts</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/mario.png</image:loc><image:title>mario</image:title><image:caption>prokaryote mario  eukaryote mario</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/phylo-tree.gif</image:loc><image:title>phylo tree</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/sellouts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sellouts</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/happy-fathers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>happy father's</image:title><image:caption>Dad!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/cambrian2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambrian2</image:title><image:caption>    550 mya -The Cambrian Explosion! Where stuff had cool names like trilobite and pakaia!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/hans-and-franz.png</image:loc><image:title>hans and franz</image:title><image:caption>hans and franz approve</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ironic2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ironic2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/rocks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rocks</image:title><image:caption>Iron banding
Rocks--why anyone at all knows anything at all</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/margulis_2011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Margulis_2011</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-22T05:16:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2014/01/06/myths/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/usgs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>usgs</image:title><image:caption>USGS. Taking a break from predicting devastating earthquakes to settle your inane curiousity</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/space-pen-case.jpg</image:loc><image:title>space pen case</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/apollo-1-fire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>apollo 1 fire</image:title><image:caption>This may or may not be why I doubted you...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/nasa-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nasa logo</image:title><image:caption>How could I have doubted you??</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/brains.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brains</image:title><image:caption>brains! the organ that let you believe in lemming suicide</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/mayo-kraft.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mayo kraft</image:title><image:caption>Neurologists-- Real experts.  Real Mayo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/erwings-a-hater.jpg</image:loc><image:title>erwing's a hater</image:title><image:caption>Erwin Schrodinger. Not helpful.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sad-eskimo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sad eskimo</image:title><image:caption>shocked Eskimo child never intended for this to happen to Lui and Lois Lemming</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-17T19:03:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2014/10/28/trick-or-death/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/kill-a-woman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kill a woman</image:title><image:caption>um, yes?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/medical-claims1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>medical claims</image:title><image:caption>Aw, remember the media?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/medical-claims.jpg</image:loc><image:title>medical claims</image:title><image:caption>Aw, remember the media?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/razor-cups.jpg</image:loc><image:title>razor cups</image:title><image:caption>look at all the good that's come</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/shipment_of_fail-300x225.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shipment_of_fail-300x225</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/helen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>helen</image:title><image:caption>hero.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/balls-of-steel1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>balls of steel</image:title><image:caption>who wouldn't want balls of steel?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/balls-of-steel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>balls of steel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pixie-stix.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pixie-stix</image:title><image:caption>Addictive powder through a straw. Start em young.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/mostly-annoying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mostly annoying</image:title><image:caption>mostly annoying</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-02T17:47:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2011/02/25/kangarock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/killer-kanga.jpg</image:loc><image:title>killer kanga</image:title><image:caption>Alright.  Alright, that's creepy.  Yep.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/doom.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>doom</image:title><image:caption>Sorry carnoroos, but there is nothing scarier than a giant birds.  They are psycho enough as it is</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/slinky.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>slinky</image:title><image:caption>beloved slinky</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/cartoon-giant-kanga.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cartoon giant kanga</image:title><image:caption>hey, it's possible</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dana.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>dana</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/wallaroo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wallaroo</image:title><image:caption>wallaroos speak out for their coolness</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/beach-kangaroo.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>beach kangaroo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-30T10:04:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2011/06/03/here-is-the-location-of-the-beef/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/schwarz.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>schwarz</image:title><image:caption>I guess I'd attack too</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/horse-eye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>horse eye</image:title><image:caption>the cause of nightmares across america</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/owls1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>owls</image:title><image:caption>so worth a big screen viewing</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/owls.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>owls</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/final-fantasy.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>final fantasy</image:title><image:caption>kick ass</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/squirrels.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>squirrels</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/elk2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>elk</image:title><image:caption>ahem.  so, wanna play mario?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/elk1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>elk</image:title><image:caption>right.  well.  wanna play mario?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/jumanji-book.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>jumanji book</image:title><image:caption>the way it should have stayed</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/elk.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>elk</image:title><image:caption>ahem.  well.  wanna play mario?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-18T20:49:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2011/07/06/science-scraps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/rabbit.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>rabbit</image:title><image:caption>jesus fudd</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/particle.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>particle</image:title><image:caption>I totally called that particle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/plate.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>plate</image:title><image:caption>traditional Buddhist dish</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cark.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>cark</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mcdonalds.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>mcdonalds</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/nasa-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nasa image</image:title><image:caption>possibly somewhat related to the 1,000,000th observation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/polka.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>polka</image:title><image:caption>polka was unable to save this man</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/straws.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>straws</image:title><image:caption>not cheap</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dave-here.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>dave here</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-18T20:45:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2011/07/18/todays-train-wreck-eye-candy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/turtle-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turtle dog</image:title><image:caption>Raphael, a Chinese pet store's ninja turtle dog</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/zebra.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>zebra</image:title><image:caption>what's next...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/chow1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chow</image:title><image:caption>Actual chow chow</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/chow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chow</image:title><image:caption>normal chow chow</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/panda-family1-e1311043312335.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panda family</image:title><image:caption>chow pandas.  okay, clever.  um, tiger stalking in background. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/panda-family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panda family</image:title><image:caption>I have to admit, chow pandas are pretty clever and damn cute</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/tiger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiger</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/purple_chinese_crested1-e1310967788386.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Purple_Chinese_Crested</image:title><image:caption>remember the Chinese Crested?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/purple_chinese_crested.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Purple_Chinese_Crested</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/peacock-e1310967649249.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peacock</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-18T20:38:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2011/04/12/the-plates-that-time-forgot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/thag-alone.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thag alone</image:title><image:caption>"Now this end is called the thagomizer, after the late Thag Simmons."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dawn-redwood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dawn redwood</image:title><image:caption>Oregon's lame state fossil.  Made in China.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/croc-back.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>croc back</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/human-spine.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>human spine</image:title><image:caption>spine denied</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vetebral-spines.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>vetebral spines</image:title><image:caption>spineriffic bones</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/feeding.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>feeding</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/crane.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>crane</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/thagomizer21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thagomizer2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/thagomizer2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thagomizer2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/thagomizer.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thagomizer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-18T20:24:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2010/11/17/the-bone-chapel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/signature-and-room.jpg</image:loc><image:title>signature and room</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/candles.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>candles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/lotsa-bones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lotsa bones</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/chandelier.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chandelier</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/diagram.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diagram</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/accordian.jpg</image:loc><image:title>accordian</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/angel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/towers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>towers</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/star.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/penneis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>penneis</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-04T20:15:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2010/12/25/run-run-rudolpha/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/santa.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>santa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/caribou.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>caribou</image:title><image:caption>guess my gender</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-04T20:14:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2011/01/03/the-sad-sad-state-of-artificial-evolution/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/chinese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chinese</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sam-ugly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sam ugly</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/white-wolf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white wolf</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sam-again-2003.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>sam again 2003</image:title><image:caption>Sam 2003-2005</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/2009.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>2009</image:title><image:caption>Miss Ellie 2009</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/2008.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>2008</image:title><image:caption>Gus 2008</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/2007.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>2007</image:title><image:caption>Elwood 2007</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/2006.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>2006</image:title><image:caption>Archie 2006</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/2010.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>2010</image:title><image:caption>Princess Abby 2010</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-04T20:13:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2011/04/26/2000-purr-a-space-odyssey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cat-falling.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>cat falling</image:title><image:caption>plus healing superpowers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/hell.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>hell</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dog-wheels.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>dog wheels</image:title><image:caption>only rats.  not a far cry really...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/weight-loss.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>weight loss</image:title><image:caption>Remember these? Actually making you big boned! The irony!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/caturday.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>caturday</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cougar.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>cougar</image:title><image:caption>PURR!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cat-in-space.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat in space</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/thundercats.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>thundercats</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/10-minutes-a-day.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>10 minutes a day</image:title><image:caption>10 minutes a day</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/chicken-rubin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicken rubin</image:title><image:caption>yes! though a turkey stands in for a chicken, this is actually Dr. Rubin.  you have no idea how excited I was to find this picture.  I think i just anabolized 2% more bone density</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-04T20:12:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2011/05/31/cgi-of-animals-in-film-i-has-beef/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/malcom-trex1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>malcom trex</image:title><image:caption>no contest</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/evil-ca.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>evil ca</image:title><image:caption>again with the evil, always the evil</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/elephant-doc.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>elephant doc</image:title><image:caption>forgiven due to poor</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/mega-shark.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>mega shark</image:title><image:caption>forgiven due to awesome</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/hand.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>hand</image:title><image:caption>obvious man lends a hand</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rudolph.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>rudolph</image:title><image:caption>AHH!!  Get it off me!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/term-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>term 2</image:title><image:caption>memmmoorrrrieeess</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/abyss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>abyss</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/stained-glass2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stained glass2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/malcom-trex.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>malcom trex</image:title><image:caption>no contest</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-04T20:12:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2011/08/18/bad-fish/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/hannibal-shark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hannibal shark</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/lol-bathtub.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>lol bathtub</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rip.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>rip</image:title><image:caption>RIP</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/surfers-end.jpg</image:loc><image:title>surfer's end</image:title><image:caption>if I were that photoshopped surfer, i would die of sheer terror, because JAWS will never let me see that for the dolphin it is</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/not-creepy-at-all.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>not creepy at all</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/sir-richard.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>sir richard</image:title><image:caption>data entry</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/evil-toilet-brush.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>evil toilet brush</image:title><image:caption>vs. shark? no.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mmm.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>mmm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/flying-sharks-motivational-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flying-Sharks-motivational-poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/nasa-hates-astronauts.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>nasa hates astronauts</image:title><image:caption>don't do it!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-04T20:10:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2011/10/07/857/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/plush-maggot.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>plush maggot!</image:title><image:caption>plush maggot!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/maggots-gross.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>maggots gross</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/wasp-emerges1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wasp emerges</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/wasp-emerges.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wasp emerges</image:title><image:caption>bad witch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/butterfly-pupae.jpg</image:loc><image:title>butterfly pupae</image:title><image:caption>good witch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/injection.jpg</image:loc><image:title>injection</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/alcon-blue-butterfly-of-betrayal.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>alcon blue butterfly of betrayal</image:title><image:caption>The Freeloader</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/brawl1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brawl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/brawl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brawl</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/saloon-doors.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>saloon doors</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-04T20:09:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2011/10/21/cat-tested-mummy-approved/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/anubis-over-the-dead.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>anubis over the dead</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cat-mummy-louvre.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat mummy louvre</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/egypt.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>egypt</image:title><image:caption>why this must be Egypt</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/orange-bastet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orange bastet</image:title><image:caption>half human Bastet, with cats</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/scarab-bast.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>scarab bast</image:title><image:caption>all cat Bastet, often with scarab necklace</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mau.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>mau</image:title><image:caption>the silver Egyptian mau breed of today</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/croc-mummy.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>croc mummy</image:title><image:caption>crocodile (cool!)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mummy-monkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mummy monkey</image:title><image:caption>baboon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/gazelle-mummy.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>gazelle mummy</image:title><image:caption>gazelle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/catlicious.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>catlicious</image:title><image:caption>mmm, catlicious</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-04T20:09:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2011/11/24/the-perfect-party-tape/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/jupiter-from-v-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>jupiter from v 1</image:title><image:caption>crazy Jupiter detail from Voyager 1</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/elvis.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>elvis</image:title><image:caption>elvis didn't make the cut</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/earth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>earth</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/voyager.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>voyager</image:title><image:caption>i see what you probed there</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/pac.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>pac</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/good-ole-steve.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>good ole steve</image:title><image:caption>who else?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/carl-tee-hee.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>carl tee hee</image:title><image:caption>who else?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/wonka-placement-of-record.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wonka placement of record</image:title><image:caption>Record affixed to side of Voyager by TV room Oompa Loompas</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/vcr.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>vcr</image:title><image:caption>consider the vcr</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/voyager-flight-plan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>voyager flight plan</image:title><image:caption>flight plan of convenience</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-04T20:08:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2011/12/25/hard-pressed-for-the-holidays/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jesus-h-raptor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jesus h raptor</image:title><image:caption>Merry Christmas to all</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dino-snowball.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dino snowball</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/orange-fight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orange fight</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/contender.jpg</image:loc><image:title>contender</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/raptor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>raptor</image:title><image:caption>it could still kill you</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/owl-licker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>owl licker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/proto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>proto</image:title><image:caption>Protoceratops</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/julie-with-foot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>julie-with-foot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dig-overview.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dig-overview</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dueling-sculpture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KONICA MINOLTA DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>you can put this next to your singing bass</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-04T20:08:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2011/12/31/danke-schon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/explody1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>explody</image:title><image:caption>Inside: Happy New Year!  Love, the Mayans</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/explody.jpg</image:loc><image:title>explody</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/fart1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/fart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fart</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/not-a-career-institution.jpg</image:loc><image:title>not a career institution</image:title><image:caption>may have taken the wrong career path at some point</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/maggot-cereal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maggot cereal</image:title><image:caption>just sayin</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/high-high-recipes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>high, high, recipes</image:title><image:caption>might need to cut back on the protein</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/blvd-vs-dr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blvd vs dr</image:title><image:caption>Chelsea's blog, right where Opportunity Blvd meets Career Dr</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hawaii-in-a-nutshell1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hawaii-in-a-nutshell1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-04T20:06:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2013/02/10/look-closely-my-pupils/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/xmen-laser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmen laser</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/vinesnake-eyes-for-eyestory.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vinesnake eyes for eyestory</image:title><image:caption>vinesnake.  okay, if you're already freaky, you're not allowed to change freaky</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cuttlefish-eye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cuttlefish eye</image:title><image:caption>OH COME NOW</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/praying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>praying</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/not-so-much-pigeon1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>not so much pigeon</image:title><image:caption>not so yipe</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dandelion-uv.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dandelion UV</image:title><image:caption>dandelions love bees more than us</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/not-so-much-pigeon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>not so much pigeon</image:title><image:caption>not so much</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/yikes-owl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yikes owl</image:title><image:caption>Yipe!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/owl-vision.jpg</image:loc><image:title>owl vision</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/horse-dia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>horse dia</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-04T20:04:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2013/04/21/1308/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/the-curse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the curse</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/malta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>malta</image:title><image:caption>I welcome you, presumed maker of Whoppers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/fat-cat-in-space.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fat cat in space</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/the_cat_from_outer_space_1978_801.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Cat_From_Outer_Space_1978_801</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/chow-panda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chow panda</image:title><image:caption>why save the panda when we got em right here?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/the-curse-of-europa3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Curse-of-Europa3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/aliens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aliens</image:title><image:caption>what are we waiting for??</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/vostok-station.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vostok station</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-04T20:01:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2013/07/15/bbc-won-bbc-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/eggs-over-cement.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eggs over cement</image:title><image:caption>flippin hot.  eggs over sidewalk?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mjs-glove1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mj's glove</image:title><image:caption>I think I know who got the glove in the end...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mjs-glove.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mj's glove</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/doubtfire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doubtfire</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/from-to.jpg</image:loc><image:title>from to</image:title><image:caption>from...plus...equals
Right??</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cat-scale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cat scale</image:title><image:caption>Canadian lynx not shown due to diminutive negligibility</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/brain-pee.png</image:loc><image:title>brain pee</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/zoolander_gas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zoolander_gas</image:title><image:caption>freak gasoline accident</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/zoolander-gas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zoolander gas</image:title><image:caption>freak gasoline accident</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/core-diagram-of-death.jpg</image:loc><image:title>core diagram of death</image:title><image:caption>core of the matter</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-04T20:00:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2013/08/13/hummingbird-minds-will-hummingblow-your-mind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/poverty-rice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A youth bends over pots of rice and chick peas being cooked for internally displaced people in Sheik Yaseen camp in Mardan district</image:title><image:caption>OH GOD</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screw-color-location-location.jpg</image:loc><image:title>screw color, location location</image:title><image:caption>yeah, color not so helpful. location location, location</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/hum-sticks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hum sticks</image:title><image:caption>hum sticks</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/fake-flower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fake flower</image:title><image:caption>to make flower you will need, cardboard, one cork, a syringe, and an adult</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/houston.jpg</image:loc><image:title>houston</image:title><image:caption>Houston the hummingbird has a problem</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/h-ninja.jpg</image:loc><image:title>h ninja</image:title><image:caption>Answer: be a Ninja.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/pinch-it.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pinch it</image:title><image:caption>Add 1/8th hummingbird</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/space3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>space3</image:title><image:caption>hummingbird's like "what? oh I'm sorry, did you think that was fast?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/space-shuttle-of-pathetic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>space shuttle of pathetic</image:title><image:caption>hummingbird's bird like, what?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dive-dive-dive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dive dive dive</image:title><image:caption>dive! dive! dive!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-17T01:39:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2012/12/23/holly-jolly-christmoss/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/the-hair.png</image:loc><image:title>the hair</image:title><image:caption>speaking of hair...really?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/upolstery-1937.png</image:loc><image:title>upolstery 1937</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, I'd sleep on that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/carpet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carpet</image:title><image:caption>the rare Chelseaus schuyleridae can only be found on the West Morrocan magic carpet...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/rat-snake-of-freaky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rat snake of freaky</image:title><image:caption>Rat snake. Who knew round pupils would be even more freaky?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/big-mango.jpg</image:loc><image:title>big mango</image:title><image:caption>Big Mango asks you be open minded</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/aust-big-pineapple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aust big pineapple</image:title><image:caption>Big Pineapple in Australia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/carl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carl</image:title><image:caption>named stuff</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/itty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>itty</image:title><image:caption>for shameless reference only, not accurate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sa-big-pineapple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SA big pineapple</image:title><image:caption>"Big Pineapple" in South Africa</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/20-ft.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20 ft</image:title><image:caption>Nonparasitic, though it can grow 20 ft long and weigh down branches and block their sunlight.  So parannoying at worst</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-26T22:42:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2012/08/22/thoracic-park/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/life-grave.jpg</image:loc><image:title>life grave</image:title><image:caption>hiccup cemetery</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/epiglottis-freak-out.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epiglottis freak out</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sheep.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sheep</image:title><image:caption>sheep with a secret sorrow</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/goo-gone-now-for-lungs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goo gone, now for lungs!</image:title><image:caption>can we get these in inhalers?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/anemone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anemone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/a-is-for.jpg</image:loc><image:title>a is for</image:title><image:caption>C is for Chelsea, assaulted by bears</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cow-worship.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cow worship</image:title><image:caption>reducing dependency on foreign diaphragms</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/them.jpg</image:loc><image:title>them</image:title><image:caption>"Them." Applied science.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ant-parts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ant parts</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/diaphragm1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diaphragm</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-14T22:27:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2012/03/09/vostok-varmints/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/thing-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thing 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/drill-station.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drill station</image:title><image:caption>Vostok drill station</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/long-and-thin1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>long and thin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/long-and-thin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>long and thin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/diagram-w-clouds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diagram w clouds</image:title><image:caption>clouds not significant</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/europa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>europa</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/hyrdo-thermal-vent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hyrdo thermal vent</image:title><image:caption>The opposite extreme: tube worms near deep see hydrothermal vents are also extremophiles.  They live in 176°F waters and have no mouth, gut, or anus, surviving by the bacteria within them that feed off of hydrogen sulfide from the vents.  Hard.  Core.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/antarctic-dinos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>antarctic dinos</image:title><image:caption>Antarctic dinosaurs: Glacialisaurus, Antarctopelta, and Cryolophosaurus, respectively. Sexy female, boring man, and sassy female respectively, to aid with scale</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/lake-vostok-satellites-eye-view.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lake vostok satellites-eye-view</image:title><image:caption>satellite image closeup</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/antarctica-nasa-giss-sat-photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Antarctica-NASA-GISS-sat-photo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-29T21:39:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2011/09/03/desert-scraps/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/muse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>muse</image:title><image:caption>he followed me home</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/greater-roadrunner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greater-roadrunner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/all-snap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>all snap</image:title><image:caption>Aahh!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/aahh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Aahh!</image:title><image:caption>okay, insomnia ensues</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/clyde-dwarf-discover.gif</image:loc><image:title>clyde dwarf discover</image:title><image:caption>aww.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/pluto-in-bits1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pluto in bits</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/pluto-in-bits.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pluto in bits</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/its-a-dinosaur.jpg</image:loc><image:title>its a dinosaur</image:title><image:caption>it's uh, it's a dinosaur</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/horse-like-a-fox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>horse, like a fox!</image:title><image:caption>horsey like a fox</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/diplodocus-central-hall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diplodocus central hall</image:title><image:caption>only in Britain does the architecture actually outdo one of the largest dinos in the world</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-02T23:23:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2010/12/13/clap-on/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/glo-diagram.png</image:loc><image:title>glo diagram</image:title><image:caption>ready set glow</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white</image:title><image:caption>behold.  the power of fluorescence.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/white1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>white</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/white.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>white</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/hal-fire.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>hal fire</image:title><image:caption>Building in the UK's largest theme park started by halogen lamp, 2007</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/test-tube-chemilumin1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>test tube chemilumin</image:title><image:caption>So Dark Crystal right now</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/glo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GLO</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/he-calls-it-his-combat-rod.jpg</image:loc><image:title>he calls it his combat rod</image:title><image:caption>he calls it his combat rod?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/sabersticks.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>sabersticks</image:title><image:caption>sabersticks</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/test-tube-chemilumin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>test tube chemilumin</image:title><image:caption>So Dark Crystal right now</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-07-27T17:57:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2010/12/06/i-love-lamp/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/foxfire1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>foxfire</image:title><image:caption>foxfire - bioluminescent forest fungi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/biolumin.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>biolumin</image:title><image:caption>deep sea coolness</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-30T05:05:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/2010/11/24/dust-the-particle-that-helped-bring-us-the-30s/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dust-mite-stuffed.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>dust mite stuffed</image:title><image:caption>US $10.00</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/black-lung.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black lung</image:title><image:caption>derek zoolander, far right</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/freddie-mercury.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>freddie mercury</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/queen.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>queen</image:title><image:caption>Bites the What?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/kansas.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>kansas</image:title><image:caption>What in the Wind?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/chin-chick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chin chick</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/wet-chinchi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wet chinchi</image:title><image:caption>sad chinchilla</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/chinchilla.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>chinchilla</image:title><image:caption>happy chinchilla</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dust-mite-army.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dust mite army</image:title><image:caption>an actual army of darkness- "Klaatu... verata... n...”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dustbowl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dustbowl</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-30T19:08:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thechelseascrolls.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2025-07-27T17:57:24+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
